While we here in the ivory towered headquarters of Launch Day Inc aren’t occupying ourselves writing ditties about snack crackers or binge watching Tiger King on Dorkflix, we do what everyone does – reminisce about the good old days of early California botany.
The usual names come to mind … Douglas, Coulter, Hartweg, Jeffrey, Lobb. Y’know, the usuals.
But since you little sniveling retards have no clue who those people are, allow me to light a candle in your darkness by introducing the new Launch Day Musicless segment …. (drum roll, echo-ey sound effect …) …
The Heroes Of Botany (botany … botany … botany)
But it’ll come later, when I care more.
For now, just wanted to rant on a vocabulary word: systemic racism.
Thanks for listening. Now let’s get back to it.
Source: Introduction to California Plant Life; Ornduff, Faber, Keeler.
