i wasn’t sure if we lived in a consumer society, also i went shopping for a new pair of shoes. my feet tend to hurt (and my head – god, my head) and i like nike airs because they are bouncy on my heels. but I was not sure what model to buy. here were the nike air choices I had –
* Nike Air Max IVO
* Nike Air Max Compete TR
* Nike Air Max Tailwind 6
* Nike Air Max +2013
* Nike Air Max Cage
* Nike Air Max Run Lite 5
* Nike Air Max Run Lite 4
* Nike Air Max TR 365
* Nike Air Max Fit
* Nike Air Cage Advantage
* Nike Air Max Actualizer II
* Nike Air Max Fusion
* Nike Air Max Tailwind+ 5
* Nike Air Max Defy Run
* Nike Air Max Thea
* Nike Air Max Light Essential
* Nike Air Alvord 10
* Nike Air Futurun 2
* Nike SB Air Alder Low
* Nike SB Air Alder Mid
* Nike Air Relentless 3
* Nike Golf Air Range WP II
* Nike Air Huarache 2kFresh
* Nike SB Air Alder Mid OMS ERDL
* Nike Air Pegasus+ 30
* Nike Air Experience Slide
* Nike Air One TR
* Nike Air Vapor Advantage
* Nike Air Relentless 2
* Nike Air Leader Low
* Nike Air Waffle Trainer
* Nike Air Pegasus 83 Leather
* Nike Air Pegasus 83
* Nike Air Monarch IV
* Nike Air Visi Pro IV
* Nike Air Cage Court
* Nike Air Diamond Trainer
* Nike Air Max Torch 4
* Nike Air SpeedLax 4 Turf
* Nike Air Visi Pro IV – Nubuck
* Nike Air Max 90 Premium
* Nike Air Max 90 Premium Tape
* Nike Air Max Lunar90
* Nike Air Max 90
* Nike Air Force 1
* Nike Air Force 1 Low
* Nike Air Max 1
* Nike Air MVP Elite 3/4 Metal
* Nike Air Force 1 Hight GUMBO
* Nike Air Force 1 Low GUMBO
* Nike Air Max 95 Premium Tape
* Nike Air Force 1 High 1
* Nike Air Revolution Sky Hi
* Nike Air Max 1 Premium Tape
* Nike Air Jordan 1 Mid
* Nike Air Jordan Alpha 1
* Nike Air Pegasus 30 Shield Trail
* Nike Air Huarache Pro
* Nike Air Huarache Pro Mid
* Nike Air Huarache Pro Mid MCS
* Nike Air Huarache Pro Low
* Nike Air Huarache Pro Low MCS
* Nike Air MVP Elite 3/4 MCS
* Nike Air Revolution Sky Hi Liberty
* Nike Air Force 1 SRM Max Air NPCE
* Nike Air Force 1 Duckboot
* Nike Air Penny V Camo
* Nike Air Jordan XX8 SE
* Nike Air Force 1 Low CMFT
* Nike Air Force 1 Downtown Hi
* Nike Air Force 1 Downtown
* Nike Air Force 1 High Comfort Premium RW
* Nike Air Trainer 1 Mid Premium
* Nike Air Max 1 Liberty OG QS
So I think it’s pretty obvious – I went with the Nike Air Monarch IV’s. Duh. Black on black. Cool kicks.
though i was pretty tempted by the ‘waffle trainer’ because they had the word waffle in them but as i am a motherbleeping waffle PRO i didn’t like the waffle “trainer” status. maybe next time.
Also the Air Max Torch 4 had sweet orange laces.
i should ask the people living in the landfill what model holds up the best. they’ll totally know.
Thank you America, good night.
